ציטוטי בארני

[yetush]

ציטוטי בארני

מנהלים אני מקווה שאני לא מקדים את זמני פה. אבל סתם החלטתי לפתוח שרשור ציטוטי בארני הכי טובים. הנה אחד שזכור לי לטובה ומאוד מצחיק: Barney Stinsons: "When I get sad I stop being sad and be AWESOME instead. True story!"

 

[McMonkeys]

אותי אישית זה מאוד מצחיק

בארני:אני לא מעשן אני רק מעשן במצבים מסויימים, אחרי-סקס,כשאני עם גרמנים,לפעמים זה בא ביחד,סקס,ימי הולדת,לעצבן את אמא שלי,לפני-סקס,בסירת מפרש,ביום שבו המטס נמחקים בכל שנה,וכמובן,חכו לזה כי אלוהים יודע שאני חיכיתי...פחד הריון טד:למה אתה מעשן כרגע? בארני:אני תמיד במצב לפני-סקס,טד חחחחחחחחח הבאתי מידיד שליXD

 

[Twilight Girll]

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ומחר אני כבר אגיב לשרשור.. יש המון מה להגיב:-.D

 

[tritone]

לא מוכר לי, מאיזה פרק ועונה זה? ../images/Emo6.gif

 

[larisa125]

עונה 5 פרק 11 או 12 אם אני לא טועה ../images/Emo13.gif

 

[pennylane11]

אחח, איפה להתחיל.

barney: so robin's not inlove with me? lily: no barney: why nooooot?

LGEGNDARY!!!

robin is the suit. i know!!! *boom* XD

There are few things I love more than suits. There are few things I love more than boobs. But to pit boobs up against suits – it’s almost unbearable.

he's not coming. she's not coming?

and it - is - ooooonnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!

pants pants pants pants pants!!!

ויש עוד מיליארדים. אחח, בארני

 

[Ayelet 363]

ציטוט אחד...

"Moist! Moist, moist..."

 

[larisa125]

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[vitachka]

../images/Emo210.gifWHAT UP?!

Lily is working on a painting of Barney holding a sword. Lily: “I don't think your sword will fit.” Barney: “I get that a lot.”

“The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11 months old.”

“Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro—I'm Broda!”

“It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!”

“In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.”

“God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, but I know a lot of girls call out your name because of me.” ואי אפשר בלי הסרטון הזה: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQTCUU4N7DU

 

[שירה הקטנה]

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[yetush]

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[שירה הקטנה]

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[Twilight Girll]

../images/Emo103.gifאעאע יש כל כך הרבה

טוב אלה שהכי הצחיקו אותי מויקיפדיה

Ted: The truth is: My friend, he does this thing where he goes to airports with fake luggage to pick up girls and w followed some here to Philadelphia. That's it, that's all this is! Airport Security Guard: Nobody's that lame. Ted: Yes, he's that lame. [to Barney] Tell him you're that lame. Barney: We are international businessmen!

Barney: [at a party] Do you ever go behind the rope and touch it? Employee at Liberty Bell Site: Only all the time. Barney: Do you ever like, stick your head inside it? Employee: Yeah. Barney: Have you ever licked it? Employee: Nope...I have never licked it. Barney: I bet nobody in history has ever licked the Liberty Bell. If someone were to pull that off, I daresay it would be - what's the word? LEGENDARY.

Ted: Pleased to meet you, Buttercup. I'm... Lando Calrissian. [Victoria laughs] Wow, this is kind of exciting. Our names will forever be shrouded in- Barney: [with bridesmaid on his arm] Hey Ted, Ted, Ted, look! I got a bridesmaid! Ted Ted look, Ted! The second hottest bridesmaid! Ted, look! See you Ted. Ted: [to Victoria] So I'm Ted. זה הרג אותי

My nose is just overflowing with awesome and I had to get some of it out.

Barney: [talking with Lily about waiting in line for the wedding-dress sale] I can’t go, I’ve got this thing… Lily: What thing? Barney: ...a penis.

Ted: Barney... Barney: This isn't Barney. ...but I hear that guy's awesome. All right. Listen very carefully. You will get your stuff back if you are able to complete a series of challenges. Number one, put on the suit. Number two, meet me at MacLaren's in an hour. Ted: How will I know who to look for since we've never met? [Awkward pause] Barney: ...I look like Barney.

השירים של ברני על אחות של טד

Barney: [on first card, Christmas 2005, to the tune of 'Jingle Bells'] Pulling down her pants, yanking off my own, underneath the mistletoe I'll make your sister moan - OOOH! Heather's hot, Heather's hot, and we'll go all the way... [on second card, Christmas 2006, to the tune of 'We Wish You a Merry Christmas'] I wish I could see her naked. I wish I could see her naked. I wish I could see her naked...and down on all fours! [gets ribbed by Ted] [on third card, Christmas 2007, to the tune of 'The Dreidel Song'] Ted has a little sister, gets hotter every day, and if I ever meet her with her boobies I will play - Everybody! Sister, sister, sister...

Barney: A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.

Barney: Ted, tonight we're gonna go out. We're gonna meet some ladies, it's gonna be *legendary*. Phone-five! [slaps cell-phone] Barney: You didn't phone-five, did you? [pause] Barney: I know when you don't phone-five Ted.

 

[yetush]

יאללה

אפשר להקפיץ????????????????

 

[Twilight Girll]

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"I WANNA SEE A PRETTY GIRL!" בקול החמוד שלו

זה הרג אותי

 

[ש י ר ד ן]

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דיבס!

 

[sweetdreams]

חח אוקיי, יש שניים שאני חייבת לתרום!

נאום הבימבוז: Oh, I'm not confused, Lily. You know who is confused? Bimbos. They’re easily confused. It’s one of the thousand little things I love about them. I love their vacant, trusting stares; their sluggish, unencumbered minds; their unresolved daddy issues. I love them Lily, and they love me. Bimbos have always been there for me, through thick and thin—mostly thin. B-man don’t do thick crust, what up! תיאוריית Crazy vs. Hot: A girl is allowed to by crazy as long she is equally hot. ומשהו קטנטן לסיום: Nothing suits me like a suit!